Good morning ladies & gentlemen. Welcome aboard IGN’s worst flight in movie history, populated by everyone you don’t want to see at the boarding gate. To your left are people being brutally torn apart by zombies, to your right are killer terrorists. In the inevitable event of an accident, you’ll die screaming with sharp things in you. The exits are frankly unlikely to be needed, and safety instructions are pointless. The in-flight movie will be this week’s new release, the Neeson-starring Non-Stop. We hope you enjoy your flight with us…
Protecting the passengers is a lot easier if you’re not the one they’re needing to be saved. Unfortunately for Marshall Bill Marks, he’s been specially set up as a murderous hijacker by someone else on the plane. Luckily for Marks and his oblivious charges, he’s played by ActionNeeson2.0, who promptly goes into looking, finding, killing mode.
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